Thursday 21 March 2013

You Know You're Living In Japan If...



You eat your soup with chopsticks




Everything comes individually wrapped



The word "seafood" has taken on a WHOLE new meaning





The mayonnaise tastes AMAZING!



Hair scrunchies are back in fashion (with a vengeance)




"Ee?!" has become a permanent part of your vocabulary





Your first thought in the morning is 
"Which garbage day is it today?"




You own a bike and not a car 





You're surprised when you walk past a mirror
 and realise you don't look Asian



You're a little disappointed if you haven't had

 an earthquake in a week



You have no idea what the pizza delivery guy just said, because he was speaking too politely




Your definition of "personal space" has gotten a lot smaller 





You wonder how you ever lived without heated toilet seats




The cockroaches look like something 

from a sci-fi horror movie






You feel like a pig for eating your 120ml icecream tub in one go





It's 4 degrees outside and the school windows are still open.



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